Your favorite joke

[hellcat118]

OK heres how it works. You leave your favorite joke and i will rate how funny i think it is.

[harrier]

what ever u say hellcat.....
There are 3 hunters in the woods, they're all telling each other what they're are going to shoot. The first one says he's going to get a buck. So he goes out and comes back with a buck.

The other 2 hunters ask how he did it and he says, ''I see tracks I follow tracks I get buck''.

So the second hunter says "I'm gonna get a doe." So he goes out and comes back with a doe.

Then the 3rd hunter asks him how he did it. The 2nd hunter says, ''I see tracks I follow tracks I get doe''.

So the 3rd hunter says, ''I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see''. So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten bruised bloody and totally trashed. And the other two hunters ask what happened and he says, ''I see tracks I follow tracks, I get hit by train!''
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why don't u leave ur funniest joke?

[hellcat118]

I would rate that a 7 outta 10. I had heard that a few times but its not old yet.

Goerge W. Bush did some budget cutting and found that he had a little extra for a federal police department. His choices were the CIA, the FBI, and the LAPD. He was having trouble with this descision so he decide he would let loose a rabbit in the forest and which ever found the rabbit first got the extra funding.

The CIA went first. They set up animal informents all over the forest for three months. They ended up finding no trace of the rabbit so just concluded that rabbits don't exsist.

Next was the FBI. They immediatly napamled the forest. After the fire was out they sifted through the ashes and found no remains of a rabbit so they just made a formal apology to any animals in a 3 mile radius.

Last was the LAPD. They went into the forest, pulled out a bear, and beat him with their night sticks until the bear said through bleeding teeth, "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M A RABBIT!"

[svirre]

good one, 9 ;-)

[NavalAviator]

Originally posted by hellcat118

Last was the LAPD. They went into the forest, pulled out a bear, and beat him with their night sticks until the bear said through bleeding teeth, "ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'M A RABBIT!"

That's not funny at all. You're bashing the men and women who put their lives on the line every day to protect you.

[hellcat118]

Its a joke, jokes are meant to entertain. There not all literal or politcally correct and some aren't even funny.



I wasn't tryin to bash the Police force i was tellin a joke i though was funny when i heard it and still do today.

[NavalAviator]

I don't see it that way. If I weren't one of the mods here, I would've posted something "not nice"