Never Diss a 150

[caveman123456]

A Cessna 150 was holding short of runway 27 as a DC-10 was on final. As the 10 rolled by the captain called the 150 pilot on the radio: "Nice plane, did you build it yourself?"
"Yes, out of surplus DC-10 parts, and another dodgey landing like that and I can build two more!"

[Aviation_Enthusiast]

Sounds like a variation of the "Spare Parts" joke a posted on Airplanes.com (Laugh Wing) a few weeks ago. Must be a variation of a common theme - the one I had heard was between a Piper and a DC-8 freighter...

[caveman123456]

it is a variation, I just don't care for Piper. Have I ever flown one? no. But I have flown Cessnas and I lke them better. You are right, though, it was a piper

[CTMLHD]

there was a blond on an airplane sitting next to a man.as the plane is flying the captain comes on the pa system and says''ladies and gentelmen an engine just blew and we will late arriving at our destination.a few minutes later the captain comes on the pa system saying that a second engine blew,and that they would be late arriving to thier destination.after a few more minutes the captain comes on for the third time and announces that a fourth engine blue and that they would be late arriving at thier destination.the blond looks at the man sitting besides her and says''man,if another engines blows we''ll be up here all day.''