Reassurance

[Aviation_Enthusiast]

An old fashioned joke:

A Douglas DC-4 is flying through dense cloud cover, and the passengers have not been able to see anything but clouds outside their windows for over an hour. One passenger, who has a fear of flying caught the arm of an air hostess and brought her to his side.

"How does the pilot know which way to go in all this cloud?" the passenger asked, "Are we lost?"

The air hostess smiled, and pointed out the passenger's window.

"You see that little red light out there?" she asked, and the passenger nodded.

"And you see that little green light on the other side?" she asked, and the passenger nodded again.

"Well," the air hostess explained, trying to reassure the man, "As long as the pilot keeps us between those two lights he knows we are on course..."

[Stephen_Gurule]

Originally posted by Aviation_Enthusiast
An old fashioned joke:



"How does the pilot know which way to go in all this cloud?" the passenger asked, "Are we lost?"

The air hostess smiled, and pointed out the passenger's window.

"You see that little red light out there?" she asked, and the passenger nodded.

"And you see that little green light on the other side?" she asked, and the passenger nodded again.

"Well," the air hostess explained, trying to reassure the man, "As long as the pilot keeps us between those two lights he knows we are on course..."

what a crazy bit of reassurance that gives me... maybde i should use that on my bro... sucka...